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Food Baby

By Linda P. Kozar

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Chapter One—The End
“The hatchet must fall on the block; the oak must be cleft to the center. The weight of the world is on my shoulders. Here is the pen and the paper; on the letters in the wire basket I sign my name, I, I, and again I.”—Virginia Woolf, The Waves


A warped vanilla candle sputtered and spat as JoBeth Tomlin snapped a dishtowel at the lingering smoke. Wheezing, she perched herself on a wobbly stool by the kitchen counter, hoping there was enough scent left in the thing to mask the acrid tang of burnt pasta.
Her stomach churned at the sound of tires crunching against the driveway. She listened for the familiar creak of the garage door and the cadence of determined footsteps tapping against the floor.
“Hi, sweetie! I saw your car outside.” Susan Tomlin paused in the doorway, keys dangling from her free hand, the other hand grasping a couple of canvas grocery bags. A youthful, attractive woman in her late fifties, an uncharacteristic frown dominated her mother’s face. “What’s that smell?”
JoBeth bit her lip. “Sorry, I burned the lasagna.” She glanced at the sink. “The pan is—is soaking. I thought I’d come over and surprise you guys with dinner, but I guess I got distracted.”
“Oh Jo . . .” Her mother hefted the groceries onto the counter in one swoop, depositing the keys next to them. She cracked open the oven door and winced. “I was hoping I’d have it easy tonight. It’s been a rough day at the shop. Dad and I had our share of troubles. Plus we had a customer come in and try to return a stack of books purchased three years ago! Dog-eared and highlighted too. Can you believe the nerve of that woman?”
“No worries, Mom, I’ll cook something else. Where is Dad, anyway?”
“I mean, I realize the economy is tough, but it’s tough for all of us.” Susan blew out the candle and started emptying the bags on the counter. “He had an appointment at the bank, but he’ll be along soon.”
Avoiding her mother’s eyes, JoBeth slid off the stool, opened the fridge and bent over to scan the interior. “Hmmm, there’s a package of chicken.” She reached in. “And a head of lettuce. We could have a nice salad. I think there’s a box of instant mashed potatoes in the pantry too.” She stood up. “What do you think?”
Her mother pushed the refrigerator door closed, and propped her right arm against it. “Sounds delicious honey, but I wouldn’t let you near a stove or oven in the state you’re in.”
“What do you mean?”
Her mother paused, a smirk on her face. “Tell me what’s going on.”
JoBeth slipped underneath her mother’s arm and creaked back down on the stool. “Nothing.” Her mouth scrunched into a scowl. “Why do you always do that? Why does anything have to be wrong?”
Her mother stared back as if she could see right through her. Then she glided to the trashcan, paused and stomped on the lever. She reached for a pencil on the counter and peered in using the eraser end to flip items on the surface. “Hmmm. What have we here? Twinkies. Cream puffs. Indian take-out. An empty carton of French fries. A burger-wrapper. Two burger-wrappers? Should I keep going?” She looked up, concern on her face. “You ready to talk?”
JoBeth clasped her arms together. “No.”
Her mother lifted her foot and the lid on the trashcan clonked shut. Hands on her hips, she moved in closer. “JoBeth Tomlin, something’s wrong. Are you having trouble with Kyle again?”
She tried to meet her mother’s eyes—steel versus steel—but soon turned her face away.
“I knew it.” Her mother shook her head, disappointment registering on her face. “You know how your father and I feel about that relationship.” She pointed. “You’re wasting your time with him.”
JoBeth looked up, certain the rind of red around her eyes had given her away. “You only think you know. For your information, Mother, I’m worried about my job. They laid off twelve people last week.”
Her mother’s mouth opened and closed before she finally spoke. “So you think you might be on the short list?”
JoBeth shook her head. “How should I know? I just told you that I’m worried. If I felt confident, I wouldn’t be worried.”
“You can always move back home with us. We’re your parents. You know we’d love to have you. I’d cook all your favorite foods, and we could watch movies together and lots more. If we weren’t in such financial straits right now, your father and I would take you on at the shop. You know that, right? But we’ve got a skeleton crew as it is.”
“I know, Mom. I’m hoping things won’t come to that, though. Even so, I have a bit of money squirreled away.” She took a deep breath. “And by the way, I happen to love Kyle.”
Her mother’s eyes ignited. “Do you? Do you really?”
The blood rushed hot into JoBeth’s cheeks. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“I think you know.” Her mother brushed a strand of hair away from her face as she paced from the counter to the fridge and pantry putting groceries away. “I understand you’re a grown woman and you can make your own decisions, but the truth is the truth. Kyle doesn’t treat you right, honey. He never did. And I don’t believe that buffoon feels the same way about you.”
“He does too!”
She stopped pacing to lock eyes with her daughter. “Then why are you binge-eating again?”
Responses, from snarky to serious, whirred through her mind, but before JoBeth could answer, a familiar voice rang out. “Well, look who it is.”
Frank Tomlin stood at the dining room archway. JoBeth wondered how much of the conversation he’d heard from the front door to the kitchen.
Perfect timing, Dad. JoBeth rushed to wrap her arms around his neck.
Tall and thin, her father looked the picture of health. But she’d noticed subtle changes about him over the last couple of months, enough to cause her concern. The stress of trying to keep the business afloat had taken its toll. In her opinion, the weight he’d lost had tightened flesh against bone, giving him a gaunt, unhealthy appearance.
Alarmed at the lightness of his body, JoBeth pulled away to look him in the eyes. “Daddy, how are you doing?”
“He’s fine.” Her mother interrupted. “You’re just in time. We’re about to cook dinner.”
JoBeth and her father shared a knowing look.
“You must have read my mind, darling. I’m starving.” Frank Tomlin approached his wife and planted a kiss on the side of her head. “What’s for dinner?” He sniffed the air. “Smells like something . . . ”
Her mother smiled. “Burned?” She shifted her eyes. “JoBeth managed to scorch a pan of lasagna.”
He winked at his daughter, a tender expression on his face. “Well, that’s a relief. I didn’t feel like lasagna today. I’m in more of a meat and potatoes mood.”
“You’re out of luck if you want beef.” Her mother set the package of chicken on the counter.
JoBeth reached for her purse. “I could run to the store.”
Her mother whirled around. “You’ll do no such thing. I just came from the store remember? We’ll make do with what we have.”
He scrubbed his hands together. “What can I do to help?”
Her mother pointed to a fresh bunch of carrots on the counter. “You can slice those for me.” She glanced from JoBeth to him. “Oh Hon—” She smiled and batted her lashes at her husband. “Would you mind emptying the garbage for me? It appears to be full.”
“Sure.” Her father stepped toward the can. “That’s my only real job around here.”
JoBeth jumped from her stool to intercept him. “No, ah—ah, I have my own apartment. I’m used to taking out the garbage, you know.” She lifted the lid. “I’ll take care of it.” She shooed him away. “You go—chop.”
“Okay, okay.” He lifted his hands and winked. “I’ll step out of the way for our strong, capable daughter.”
As soon as he turned around, she rushed to bunch the burgeoning sack together into a tight knot.
He glanced back. “Wow, you’re fast.”
She gasped as she lifted the sack of garbage. “Well, ah, I have to be quick taking the garbage out in my neighborhood. It’s kind of sketchy, you know.”
Without turning away from the counter, her mother commented. “Believe me, we know.”
Halfway down the driveway, JoBeth stopped and let the heavy bag fall beside her. Why would she do that? It’s like she wanted him to see what was in the can.
She turned to look back at the house and to her surprise, her mother waved cheerily from the window. An influx of bad words and thoughts clung like burrs to her conscience. She and her mother were always at odds for some reason. Nothing she ever said or did seemed to please the woman. JoBeth sighed a prayer. “Lord, help me!”
She hoisted the bag over her shoulder and carried it Santa Claus-style to the curb. As she let it fall, her cell buzzed.
Kyle.
“What? I don’t see—where are you?” She squinted and craned her neck in search of his car. He told her he was parked halfway down the block. Out of sight. She glanced toward the kitchen window. Satisfied that her mother was no longer watching, JoBeth casually strode to the sidewalk, and began to pick up the pace once she was out of her mother’s line of vision. Why would he do that?
Kyle leaned out the window of his sporty black Nissan. Arm resting on the sill, he greeted her with a pouty, but somehow adorable, smile.
“Hey, babe.”
Smooth-skinned and tan, his blue eyes betrayed a melancholy mood. She leaned in for a quick kiss. “What are you doing here?”
“I figured you’d be at your parent’s house. I drove by and saw the cars.”
JoBeth narrowed her eyes. “Why didn’t you come over? We’re cooking dinner.”
He fiddled absently with the side mirror. “Because.”
“Why?” JoBeth studied his face.
“Because you and I need to talk.” He glanced down, and as he did, a shock of whitish blond hair fell across his face.
JoBeth did a double take. “About what? Look, if it’s about what I said before, I’m sorry.” Their argument had been about nothing, just another stupid falling-out in a long daisy chain of disagreements. She continued. “And why this? Why are you in such a rush to talk to me? You could have called or come by my place later.”
He brushed at the corner of one eye, as if wiping a tear away. “I can’t wait that long. Like I said, we need to talk.”
Nice try. Her cell phone buzzed. She glanced down at the text. “It’s mom. They’re wondering what happened to me.”
He clutched her arm. “Can’t you text her back and tell her you’re with me?”
What’s up with him? He’s being selfish, and as usual—always trying to have his way.
She shook her head, her mother’s comments about Kyle still echoing through her mind. “You know what? No! For once, you can wait. I’m always jumping through hoops for you. Not this time.” She pointed back toward the house. “I’m going home to have a nice, quiet dinner with my parents. You and I can talk tomorrow.”
He stared back at her like a sad little boy. “Well, how about tonight? You said I could come by later.”
JoBeth lifted her chin. “That offer expired. Tomorrow.”
Kyle started the engine, his eyes pleading. “Are you sure?”
She raised her brows. “I’m not changing my mind.”
He nodded and popped the clutch. “Okay Joey, if that’s how you want it.”
She watched him drive away, and as he did, an odd feeling grabbed the pit of her stomach—likely all the junk she’d noshed on earlier.

* * *

JoBeth could already hear the confession playing and replaying in her head: “Yes Mom, as a matter of fact I did binge on a whole plate full of double fudge brownies, but it’s not every day a girl gets text-dumped by her fiancé.”
Well, almost fiancé. After three years of dating, everyone expected them to get married. Was it only yesterday her mother had honed in on the fact that she and Kyle had been having troubles? But the woman was right about him, as much as JoBeth hated to admit it.
Her index finger hovered over the cell phone, thoughts ping ponging between keep and delete, call and don’t call. She stared at the number “one” on speed dial, faded from frequent use, the hotline to Kyle Kowalski—her “ex.” The word “ex” would take some getting used to.
The sudden retro ring rattled her. The phone slipped from her hand and she caught it after an awkward juggle.
“Kyle?”
“Sorry, it’s me. What’s going on?” Rayne Caraway’s voice, mellow and melodic, somehow cut through the gloom. Her best friend since second grade, Rayne was the only one who would truly understand.
JoBeth paused a moment, voice raspy from crying. “Actually, a lot.”
“You sound terrible. What’s wrong?”
“I was going call you about it later.”
“About what?”
“It’s Kyle—he broke up with me.”
“No!”
A ragged sob escaped. JoBeth reached for a bag of mini donuts and ripped it open, releasing a cloud of powdered sugar into the air.
“This morning he . . .” She took a deep breath. “He text-dumped me.” She stuffed two in her mouth and inhaled.
Rayne drew in a breath as well. “What did he say? And I hope you’re not sorrow snacking. You know how I feel about that.” She continued. “Did he give you a reason why? What’s wrong with him?”
The words stuck in JoBeth’s throat as she tried to choke them out. Of course, the donuts and powdered sugar didn’t help. She popped open a diet soda and took a long swallow. Breathless, somewhere between a sob and soda bubble, she pulled up his text and forwarded it to her friend.
“Did you get it?”
Rayne answered. “Hold on—okay. Got it.”
“Are you reading what I’m reading?” She read the message to Rayne. “I’m b-r-a-k-i-n-g up with you, Jo. It’s over, S-o-r-y.”
Rayne gasped. “He never could spell. The university should issue him a refund.”
“Yeah . . .”
“Wow, he really cut right to it, didn’t he?”
“When I talked to him on the phone later, he said he needed some time to himself—said things didn’t work out between us like he thought they would. He w-wants to be friends.”
Rayne cleared her throat. “Hmmm, that explains a lot.”
“Do you think it’s because I put on a few pounds?”
Her friend snorted into the phone. “Do you really think it matters what size you are to someone who is supposed to love you?”
“No, I guess not,” JoBeth agreed.
“But since you brought up the weight thing.”
Okay, here it comes.
“Jo, you’re like some kind of Indie 500 dieter—gaining and losing, gaining and losing. It’s nothing but peaks and valleys with your weight. Last year you were down to a size twelve and now—well—that’s hard on your body, you know. I think you’re eating so much because you’re unhappy. And Kyle is the reason. You’re medicating your hurt with food.”
“Look, I don’t need an amateur psychiatrist right now. I need a friend.”
Rayne continued, “You know what real friends do? They tell the truth. And I’m telling you the truth.”
“You made your point.” JoBeth rested her chin on her hands. “I still can’t believe this happened. Last week we went to his parent’s house for Sunday dinner. And I didn’t call and tell you this, but Kyle said he really cared about me.”
“Did he mention the word love?”
JoBeth paused. “Well, not exactly. He told me he really liked me, that he’d never felt such intense feelings about anyone before.”
She heard Rayne snap her gum on the other end of the phone. JoBeth knew her friend pretty well. The girl had something on her mind.
“I guess that’s nice, but he probably says the same thing to that monster dog of his.”
JoBeth sputtered her response. “Are you? Are you comparing me to Krull? Because if you are—I think I mean more to him than that Rhodesian Ridgeback.”
Rayne sniffed. “You’re right. I guess there’s no comparison. Kyle cares about you, but he loves Krull. I hear him say that to the dog all the time. He doesn’t seem to have a problem saying the ‘L’ word, at least to a dog.”
“That’s cold.” JoBeth’s voice vibrated emotion.
“That’s why I called you.”
“To tell me my boyfriend cares more about his dog than me?”
“No, I figured there was a problem.”
“What? You knew? Is—is that what you meant when you said, ‘that explains a lot?’” A mist of powdered sugar puffed out with the words. The room started to spin, but she managed to reach for a few more.
“No—I didn’t know anything for sure.”
She held the phone away for a moment to take in the words. “What are you talking about? Stop being so mysterious and tell me.”
After a rapid-fire cluster pop, Rayne started talking faster than usual, a far cry from her usually low-key personality.
“Well, you know that new funky kind of store that just opened down the street from my place? I went to check it out. By the way, did you know they have necklaces made from myrrh? I bought one and because it’s a resin, when you wear it close to your skin, your body heats it up and releases the fragrance.”
“Rayne.” JoBeth’s patience, stretched as thin as an old rubber band, was ready to snap.
“When I left that shop, I walked past the MotorMouth Grille and what did I see, but Kyle canoodling with a tall blonde. You know the one you and I make fun of? The girl who looks like a life-sized Bratz doll, only she’s smart too—and rich?”
“Sophie? Sophie Perkins?” JoBeth doubled over in her chair, suddenly nauseous. Kyle cheated on me?”
No way. I had my whole future planned. How could this happen? God, why? Why? WHY?
“Jo, are you there?”
“Yeah . . . ”
But all she could think about was the fact that Kyle Kowalski had broken it off with her for the most perfect woman God ever made.
Suddenly everything made sense. They rarely went out on dates anymore—opting instead to order pizza and watch movies at her place or at his parent’s house. But how could she miss something so obvious? Kyle didn’t want to be seen with her. Was he—could he be ashamed of her?
JoBeth reached for the donuts and simultaneously hung up on her friend.
Some people turn to a bottle. Others turn to a little happy pill, or to the bedroom. But what does a good Christian girl turn to when she’s down?
Food.
Ever since she could remember, she’d always turned to food. And over the years, food had certainly turned on her. She’d ballooned to a persistent plus size. Not exactly the delicate flower she wanted to be.
She closed her eyes, imagining being blissfully in love and married to Kyle with a couple of kids, a pool, a dog, a goldfish or two and a perfect Mary Poppins life in the suburbs.
But the dream disappeared faster than a puff of powdered sugar.
And on the verge of a very big, ugly demographic change—her thirtieth birthday on April third, to be exact—she found herself over-and-out with Kyle, overweight, almost overdrawn, and way out of luck.
She glanced around the room. Besides all that, she lived in a dirty, dumpy rent house that would make Mary Poppins hurl if she saw it.
Of course, maybe Mary Poppins might be onto something. A spoonful of sugar might be just what she needed. While she waited for Rayne’s inevitable knock on the door, she finished the bag of donuts and started on the Little Debbie’s, cotton candy, salted peanuts in the shell, corn dogs and potato chips.
Sorrow snacking, Major League style.

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